Oh god what am I doing.

arkvenor:

Tumblr needs to learn the difference between queerbaiting and censored queer relationships:
 
Queerbaiting: creators teasing you, making you hope that a certain pairing is queer and giving fanservice once or twice, never confirming said relationship, implying but then saying that “no, they aren’t together”.

Censored queer relationship: confirmed by creators, kisses and general couple stuff not shown because hey in many countries they would cancel the show if they showed two girls kissing, don’t act like that’s a news.

Queerbaiting: Destiel.

Censored queer relationship: Korrasami.

momfricker:

oukaori:

rad-x:

rcktpwr:

rad-x:

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind me behind you*

Super Smash Bros. For Wii U, Nintendo/Bandai Namco (2014)

ohbrae:

me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours*

me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.

jumpingjacktrash:
“ hedgehodgemonster:
“ toodutchforyou:
“ i don’t get it omg
” ”
who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here
”

jumpingjacktrash:

hedgehodgemonster:

toodutchforyou:

i don’t get it omg




who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

snorlaxatives:

banana bread is a quality bread and i feel like it’s simply not appreciated as much as it could be where my fellow banana bread lovers @

undervirus-au:
“ “where are you right now?!”
“I’M AT SOUP!”
“which store are you in?!”
“I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!”
“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??!!”
“FUCK YOU!!!” ”

undervirus-au:

“where are you right now?!”

“I’M AT SOUP!”

“which store are you in?!”

“I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!”

“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??!!”

“FUCK YOU!!!”

acrosc:

me: i’m an Artist who Does Art
me: *was gonna draw, but watches netflix instead*
me: *was gonna draw, but gets on tumblr instead*
me: *was gonna draw, but falls asleep instead*

bussyhaver:
“ venusianpapi:
“ me and the girls out on the town
”
I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable
”

bussyhaver:

venusianpapi:

me and the girls out on the town

I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable

samalsoblogs:

riverselkie:

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro

crazyintheeast:

sassymccall:

it costs 0$ to give lesbians a happy ending

Maybe it’s because I only slept two hours but I read this as “it costs 0$ to give lesbians lasagna” and I was so confused, intrigued and deeply impressed by the special ability of lesbians to get lasagna for free

goudadog:

Happy Valentines Day!!!

tfw ur alien bf is a meme but u dont know it yet